- Gauss can trisect an angle with a straightedge and compass.
- Gauss can get to the other side of a Möbius strip.
- For Gauss, arithmetic is consistent AND complete.
- When Gauss tells you that he’s lying, he’s telling the truth.
- Gauss drinks his beer from a Klein bottle.
- Imaginary numbers are simply those that Gauss has not deemed worthy of existence.
- In Gauss’ mind, there is no such branch of mathematics as “Number Theory”. This is because he knows it as “Number Facts”.